There was a famous tiger dentist.  She lived in Dubai.  Balm needed to go to Dubai to see the dentist.  He decided to meet the king of Dubai who was sight seeing in the jungle.  The king of Dubai was a collector, and a nice guy.  Sometimes, he was a good guy too.  The king of Dubai was sight seeing in the jungle on a super amazingly big elephant.  The elephant's name was Hanako.  He had binoculars and was looking at the tigers.  When he saw Balm, he thought "Aaah what a cute tiger!"  The king of Dubai was surrounded by tigers, so he couldn't get off the elephant.  He used the elephant's trunk to grab Balm.  He held Balm in his arms.  The king and Balm were both happy, but not for long.........

The other tigers in the jungle were big, and they had big teeth.  The king of Dubai was scared of the other tigers.  Hanako the super amazingly big elephant was on a giant skateboard.   The king of Dubai and Balm were on Hanako, on the giant skateboard.  The king of Dubai was scared so he shouted "Let's runaway!".  The skateboard didn't have an engine, but it had Hanako's nose power.  Hanako span her nose at 9 billion 8 million 97 thousand 6 hundred and 54 times per minute.   The skateboard was super amazingly fast because it had nose power.   The skateboard was going 999.3457 kilometers per hour.  It was super amazingly fast, so the king of Dubai said "Wicked!"

They skateboarded to Dubai, but when they got to Dubai the skateboard stopped. It couldn't role on the sand in the desert.  They were in the desert, so they shot a flare into the sky.  A plane came and dropped a rope. Hanako grabbed the rope, Balm grabbed Hanako, but the King forgot to grab Hanako.  The plane circled around again. Balm climbed up and tied the rope to Hanako’s tail, so Hanako could hang up-side-down.  When the plane was over the king, Hanako sucked up the King, but she got a lot of sand into her nose. Balm climbed into Hanako’s nose to help get the sand out, because Hanako had to sneeze. Now, inside Hanako’s nose there was a lot of sand, snot and Balm.  It was super amazingly disgusting and Balm was very dirty, but it was too late. Hanako sneezed and blew Balm all the way to Japan, where he landed in a hot spring.

There were eleven people in the hot spring where Balm landed.  Ten of them jumped out of the hot spring and became very angry.  Because Balm was so dirty, the hot spring had a lot of sand and snot like pudding in it.  It was super amazingly disgusting, but there was still one person in the hot spring with Balm. His name was Mr. Mutsugoroう.  He was a farmer from Hokkaido.  He really loved Balm.  The ten people outside the hot spring wanted to grab Balm and throw him, but Mr. Mutsugoroうsaid, “I’ll take him”.  He grabbed Balm and his safety towel and escaped into the street with the ten angry people chasing him, also wearing only their safety towels.

It was very difficult to run with a safety towel and a tiger, so when Mr. Mutsugoroう came to a fork in the road, he threw his safety towel on the left hand street and ran down the right hand street carrying Balm.

Mr. Mutsugoroう is naked so he goes to a house and knocks on the door.   A housewife opens the door.  Mr. Mutsugoroう asks the housewife to give him some pants.  The housewife says she will give him some fake leopard skin pants if he fixes her house.  Mr. Mutsugoroう doesn't want to fix the house, but he really really really really really wants the pants, so he says "Ok".   The housewife gives Mr. Mutsugoroう the leopard skin pants.  Mr. Mutsugoroう puts on the pants, but he is a size 'medium' and the pants are size 'small'.  The pants are one size too small.  Mr. Mutsugoroう  can put on the pants, and he can do up the zip, but he can't do up the button.  Balm doesn't want to fix the house so he runs away.   Mr. Mutsugoroう is honest so he stays and fixes the house. 

A TV reporter goes to the hotspring that Balm landed in and gets a video of Balm in the hotspring.  Balm is walking on the street.  He wants to go to Dubai to see the tiger dentist.  Some sponsors see the video of Balm in the hotspring on TV.  Balm is clean and cute in the picture, so the sponsors really like him.  The sponsors decides to find Balm. 

The sponsor sees Balm on the TV and goes to find him.  She finds Balm at the Skytree tower. The sponsor offers Balm 5 million yen per picture to be a character for the Hanshin Tigers.  The sponsor asks a photographer to take Balm's picture. The photographer uses an automatic camera and takes one hundred shots with one push of the button.  One hundred shots at 5 million yen per shot is 500 million yen. The sponsor doesn't need 100 shots, and she doesn't have 500 million yen. She needs to get money, so she copies the pictures of Balm and sells them to Hanshin Tigers fans.  The sponsor gets lots of money and pays Balm his money.

Balm wants to go to Dubai, so a batter with the Hanshin Tigers offers to send him by bat.  The batter hits Balm with a bat and Balm flies to Dubai.

Balm lands in Dubai, and the tiger dentist is in Dubai, but he doesn't know the tiger dentist. So, he goes to a shop and buys an iPhone 4.  He goes to Facebook, on the Internet to find the king of Dubai, and leaves a message. The king sees the message and leaves a message for the Balm. The king's message says "I am coming to Dubai.  Wait for me. "

When Balm flew to Dubai by bat, he landed on the hard desert and he hurt his bum. Balm's bum is big and swollen.  The batter hit Balm very hard with the bat, and now Balm's bum is black and blue.  Balm wants to see the tiger dentist but he also wants to see a doctor.  The king will arrive in Dubai in thirteen hours, so Balm has time to go to the hospital.

Balm calls an ambulance on his iPhone 4.  Balm is in the desert, and he is the same color as the sand.  When the ambulance comes, the ambulance driver can't see Balm and hits him in the teeth with the ambulance.  The ambulance takes Balm to the hospital, but now Balm has no teeth and a big red bum with no fur on it.  At the hospital Balm meets Doctor Bob.  Dr. Bob is a very good doctor but he can't read.  Dr. Bob says he can fix Balm's teeth.  Dr. Bob gives Balm big scary teeth, but he doen't fix Balm's bum.

The king of Dubai arrives in Dubai by plane.  He goes to the hospital to see Balm.  When the king of Dubai sees Balm he is shocked.  Balm now has big, scary teeth and no fur on his big red bum.  The king doesn't want Balm anymore because he not cute.  Balm decides to go back to the jungle in India. 

Balm flies back to India to the jungle.  Now he has big, scary teeth so the other tigers don't laugh at him anymore.  Balm lives happily  in the jungle with the other tigers.

The End

　

(Disclaimer:  I am sorry if any of the numbers are wrong.  Please email me and let me know if I have made any mistakes.)

The whiteboard