KFMH3
Receding
Hareline
>>> 2019 to date <<<
2014 to 2018
2009 to 2013
2004 to 2008
1999 to 2003
1994 to 1998
First, you may be interested in the original reason
behind the receding Hareline pages....
Run |
Hare(s) |
2022 |
2021 |
2020 |
2019 |
2018 |
2022 |
451 |
Short Leg Shaker |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
450 |
Yopparai Unten |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
449 |
Blue Cherry Boy |
1 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
448 |
Snoopy |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2021 |
447 |
Blue Cherry Boy |
- |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
446 |
Pink Fundoshi |
- |
2 |
3 |
2 |
- |
445 |
Delhi Belly |
- |
1 |
- |
- |
- |
444 |
Slimie Limie |
- |
1 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
443 |
Chemical Smile |
- |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
" |
Ero Massage |
- |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
442 |
Noripoo |
- |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
441 |
Pink Fundoshi |
- |
1 |
3 |
2 |
- |
440 |
Blue Cherry Boy |
- |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
2020 |
439 |
Pink Fundoshi |
- |
- |
3 |
2 |
- |
438 |
Yopparai Unten |
- |
- |
1 |
1 |
0 |
437 |
Blue Cherry Boy |
- |
- |
1 |
0 |
1 |
436 |
Short Leg Shaker |
- |
- |
1 |
0 |
0 |
435 |
Noripoo (DMJ) |
- |
- |
1 |
1 |
1 |
" |
Doko Chinko Jackson |
- |
- |
1 |
0 |
1 |
" |
Doko Oppai Jackson |
- |
- |
1 |
0 |
1 |
434 |
Occhan Hole Hunter |
- |
- |
1 |
1 |
4 |
433 |
Pink Fundoshi |
- |
- |
2 |
2 |
- |
432 |
Slimie Limie |
- |
- |
1 |
1 |
2 |
431 |
Pink Fundoshi |
- |
- |
1 |
2 |
- |
2019 |
430 |
Dogfucked |
- |
- |
- |
3 |
1 |
429 |
Pink Fundoshi |
- |
- |
- |
2 |
- |
428 |
Dances with Sheep |
- |
- |
- |
2 |
0 |
427 |
Dogfucked |
- |
- |
- |
2 |
1 |
426 |
Noripoo |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
1 |
425 |
Dances with Sheep |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
0 |
424 |
Yopparai Unten |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
1 |
423 |
Bunter |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
1 |
422 |
Occhan Hole Hunter |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
4 |
421 |
Pink Fundoshi |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
- |
420 |
Slimie Limie |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
2 |
419 |
Dogfucked |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
1 |
2018 |
418 |
Occhan Hole Hunter |
- |
- |
- |
- |
4 |
417 |
Blue Cherry Boy |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
" |
Chemical Smile |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
416 |
Slimie Limie |
- |
- |
- |
- |
2 |
415 |
ZN2018 Hares |
- |
- |
- |
- |
V |
414 |
Noripoo (DMJ) |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
" |
Doko Chinko Jackson |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
" |
Doko Oppai Jackson |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
413 |
Poke-A-Mom |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
412 |
Bunter |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
411 |
NN Xibe |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
" |
Occhan Hole Hunter |
- |
- |
- |
- |
3 |
410 |
Yopparai Unten |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
409 |
Occhan Hole Hunter |
- |
- |
- |
- |
2 |
408 |
Dogfucked |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
407 |
Slimie Limie |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
406 |
Occhan Hole Hunter |
- |
- |
- |
- |
1 |
The original reason behind the receding hareline pages: Way back when
he was the Hare Razor, Slimie Limie would bug the hashers of KFMH3 every three
or four weeks to volunteer to hare over the next month or two. Before he did
that, so as not to impose on the same hashers time and time again and risk burning
them out, SL would list up the last six to 10 hares.
Hashers not on that list were harassed first followed by those on the
list in reverse order. The list then went onto SL's desk and into the black hole it
pleases him to call his "filing system." It was rarely ever seen again. The next time
hares were needed, he made a new list.
"This is not efficient", declared SL in a rare moment of tea-induced lucidity, "Why
not put the list on the Web site and update it after each run?" The last few hares
were duly put up. This was early in 2010, so few hashers made the list. So 2009
hares were added. By now the tea was totally taking over (thanks
Tetley, you're the best in
the world!), and 2008 was put up. Then SL was amazed to find, deep in the dark
reaches of his apartment, the decomposed body of an hard-copies of
Hash trashes from 1994 to 1999 and
2001 to 2003. So runs 1 to 115 were added. There are gaps here and there
where records were not made or were subsequently lost. Archived Web pages
and regular eTrashes to date supplied the rest.
(Once again hashers, never underestimate the value of a good Hon Sex
who keeps the Pack up to date. Along with Hash Kash, the job is not sexy but
without their efforts the kennel would be a poorer place.)
Note that only numbered and announced runs are recorded so far. Frequently
at an overnight hash a hare will step forward and lay an impromptu trail.
These aren't official but still take the same effort to do. Being credited for
such is not unreasonable, so send
dates
to SL and they will be added.
Although the best care was taken during the compiling of these lists, mistakes
may have slipped in. If you see such, contact
Slimie Limie
with details and they will be corrected. (Note: Be specific — supply dates
and names. The whine, "But I thought I'd hared muuuch more often
than that...." will be rewarded with copious Down-Downs next Circle!)
If anyone has the names of hares for runs where such information was not
found, email SL and
the list will be updated.
You may be wondering about the odd year divisions. Yup, "up to 2000" and
"2000 to date" or similar would have made sense. That was tried but resulted in
huge file sizes and boring rows of leading dashes for future years and trailing
dashes for hashers who started haring only in recent years. Also, a five-year
spread keeps the file under 50 KiB so pages can be loaded quickly on even
smart phone operating on low-bandwidth signals.
So that's it. No intention is meant to glorify some hashers efforts over others or
show un-hash-like displays of gargantuan achievement. However, if you do
wonder why a certain hasher's name is missing from the list in recent months,
feel free to go ask them next run WHY they haven't hared in an eternity!
Ok, you can go back and peruse the list now. Once
you're done, be sure to
volunteer
to hare!
CB
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This page last interfered with on 1st July 2022
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