Chapter 409 "Long Drive" Original Air Date 03/02/03

You’re not gonna believe this! Mom’s doctor said that because of all the stress she receives at home, she has to move to her sister’s house to avoid it. That’s right, we’re single-handedly responsible for getting Mom kicked out of the house! Total freedom was only days away.

So remember the girl Nikki I was forbidden to date? Well, we’re still seeing each other, but sneaking around has become even more difficult. Obviously Mom suspects me, but so far I’ve been able to avoid any real confrontation.

Needless to say, it all came to a head on the three-hour drive to my Aunt’s to drop Mom’s stuff off. It was just the two of us and she actually did the unthinkable. That’s right, the Sex Talk! Talk about a bomb dropping in your lap!

I probably wouldn’t have minded so much if she didn’t pull out visual aids and take examples from her own experiences! Did I really have to hear about her virginity?

So after I vomited, Mom actually made some good points about sex. We even had a real conversation about it. I couldn’t believe we finally talked like normal people. Funny how things change when you’re not treated like a five-year-old.

After all that, maybe it’s not such a good thing for Mom to be leaving the house…I can’t even believe I just wrote that last sentence. Let it be stricken from the record.