Chapter 403 "Family Reunion" Original Air Date 11/17/02
All right, so wefve never really been close with Dadfs side of the family. Therefs a couple reasons: First, Dad canft stand them. Second, they all hate Mom. It sucks though because Grandpa is totally rich and if we play our cards right, big inheritance coming our wayca boy can dream canft he?
Anyway, itfs Grandpafs birthday and we got the call to join the family at his place for a reunion of sorts. Reese immediately went into, gmilk Grandpa for all hefs worthh strategic planning mode. Canft say I blame him, I mean, Grandpafs really rich.
When we got there, the family immediately started picking on Mom. Of course we didnft mind because it kept her attention away from us ? always a positive. Why donft we visit them more often again?
Grandpa is great. Hefs always laughing, joking, life of the party. He even took me to see all his Civil War Memorabilia, which is cool, but I think I feigned more interest in hope of that inheritance money. Shameless, I know. I will say this though, no money is worth me having to dress in Civil War fatigues and reenact battles with the man. Give me some credit, my hypocrisy has limits.
All in all, it wasnft a bad trip, that was until the family set Mom up so she wasnft in the family photo. She finally lost it. All the picking on really got to her and she locked herself in the bathroom, crying. So we decided to do what any self respecting family would docget revenge.
Basically, for all the teasing, abuse, picking on that Mom received, we in turn decided to ruin the entire party by driving a golf cart through the party table, trample the cake and then launch into the pool. That was probably the sweetest thing wefve done in awhile and it was for a good cause!
So much for that inheritance, but at least we took care of our own, which may come back to us with Mom being a little nicercwait, who am I kidding?