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KFMH3 Receding Hareline

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First, you may be interested in the original reason behind the receding Hareline pages....

Run Hare(s) 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014
2018
414 Noripoo 1 0 1 2 1
" Doko Chinko Jackson 1 - - - -
" Doko Oppai Jackson 1 - - - -
413 Poke-A-Mom 1 - - - -
412 Bunter 1 1 1 1 1
411 NN Xibe 1 - - - -
" Occhan Hole Hunter 3 2 2 1 -
410 Yopparai Unten 1 0 1 1 1
409 Occhan Hole Hunter 2 2 2 1 -
408 Dogfucked 1 1 1 2 1
407 Slimie Limie 1 3 2 3 3
406 Occhan Hole Hunter 1 2 2 1 -
2017
405 Dances with Sheep - 3 0 3 0
404 Slimie Limie - 3 2 3 3
403 Katch! (No Hare, just drink...) - - - - -
402 Occhan Hole Hunter - 2 2 1 -
401 Seman Trophy - 1 - - -
" Kwaker - 1 1 - -
400 Dances with Sheep - 2 0 3 0
" Slimie Limie - 2 2 3 3
399 Drinks Like A Girl - 1 - - -
" $5 Rodeo Boy - 1 - - -
" Anal Compulsion - 1 - - -
398 Bunter - 1 1 1 1
397 Occhan Hole Hunter - 1 2 1 -
396 Dogfucked - 1 1 2 1
395 Al-kanida - 1 0 0 1
394 Slimie Limie - 1 2 3 3
393 Dances with Sheep - 1 0 3 0
" Lego Over - 1 0 2 1
2016
392 Short Leg Shaker - - 2 1 2
" Occhan Hole Hunter - - 2 1 -
391 Kwaker - - 1 - -
390 Slimie Limie - - 2 3 3
389 Yopparai Unten - - 1 1 1
388 Pollution - - 1 - -
387 Noripoo - - 1 2 1
386 Bunter - - 1 1 1
385 Zukkin Zukkin Cowper - - 1 - -
384 Occhan Hole Hunter - - 1 1 -
383 Dogfucked - - 1 2 1
382 Slimie Limie - - 1 3 3
381 Short Leg Shaker - - 1 1 2
2015
380 Dances with Sheep - - - 3 0
379 Occhan Hole Hunter - - - 1 -
378 SLOTH - - - 1 -
" Slimie Limie - - - 3 3
377 Dogfucked - - - 2 1
376 Miso Sexy - - - 1 -
375 Slimie Limie - - - 2 3
374 Noripoo - - - 2 1
" Snow Job - - - 1 -
" Lego Over - - - 2 1
373 Bunter - - - 1 1
372 Yopparai Unten - - - 1 1
371 Dances with Sheep - - - 2 0
" Noripoo - - - 1 1
370 Dogfucked - - - 1 1
369 Slimie Limie - - - 1 3
368 Short Leg Shaker - - - 1 2
" Lego Over - - - 1 1
" Dances with Sheep - - - 1 0
2014
367 Chemical Smile - - - - 1
" Ero Massage - - - - 1
366 Slimie Limie - - - - 3
365 Enka Bird - - - - 1
" Bisexual - - - - 1
364 Al-kanida - - - - 1
363 Mankophobia - - - - 2
362 Yopparai Unten - - - - 1
361 Ploughed Mary - - - - 1
" Mankophobia - - - - 1
360 Lego Over - - - - 1
" Bunter - - - - 1
359 Slimie Limie - - - - 2
358 Short Leg Shaker - - - - 2
357 Dogfucked - - - - 1
356 Slimie Limie - - - - 1
355 Short Leg Shaker - - - - 1
" Noripoo - - - - 1

The original reason behind the receding hareline pages: Every three or four weeks, the Hare Razor, Slimie Limie, bugs the hashers of KFMH3 to volunteer to hare over the next month or two. Before he does that, so as not to impose on the same hashers time and time again and risk burning them out, SL lists up the last six to 10 hares. Hashers not on that list are harassed first followed by those on the list in reverse order. The list then goes onto SL's desk and into the black hole it pleases him to call his "filing system." It is rarely ever seen again. The next time hares are needed, he makes a new list.

"This is not efficient", declared SL in a rare moment of tea-induced lucidity, "Why not put the list on the Web site and update it after each run?" The last few hares were duly put up. This was early in 2010, so few hashers made the list. So 2009 hares were added. By now the tea was totally taking over (thanks Tetley, you're the best in the world!), and 2008 was put up. Then SL was amazed to find, deep in the dark reaches of his apartment, the decomposed body of an hard-copies of Hash trashes from 1994 to 1999 and 2001 to 2003. So runs 1 to 115 were added. There are gaps here and there where records were not made or were subsequently lost. Archived Web pages and regular eTrashes to date supplied the rest. (Once again hashers, never underestimate the value of a good Hon Sex who keeps the Pack up to date. Along with Hash Kash, the job is not sexy but without their efforts the kennel would be a poorer place.)

Note that only numbered and announced runs are recorded so far. Frequently at an overnight hash a hare will step forward and lay an impromptu trail. These aren't official but still take the same effort to do. Being credited for such is not unreasonable, so send dates to SL and they will be added.

Although the best care was taken during the compiling of these lists, mistakes may have slipped in. If you see such, contact Slimie Limie with details and they will be corrected. (Note: Be specific — supply dates and names. The whine, "But I thought I'd hared muuuch more often than that...." will be rewarded with copious Down-Downs next Circle!)

If anyone has the names of hares for runs where such information was not found, email SL and the list will be updated.

You may be wondering about the odd year divisions. Yup, "up to 2000" and "2000 to date" or similar would have made sense. That was tried but resulted in huge file sizes and boring rows of leading dashes for future years and trailing dashes for hashers who started haring only in recent years. Also, a five-year spread keeps the file under 50 KiB so pages can be viewed on all smart phones.

So that's it. No intention is meant to glorify some hashers efforts over others or show un-hash-like displays of gargantuan achievement. However, if you do wonder why a certain hasher's name is missing from the list in recent months, feel free to go ask them next run WHY they haven't hared in an eternity!

Ok, you can go back and peruse the list now. Once you're done, be sure to volunteer to hare!
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